June 2012
76 posts
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When I fall in love with someone, then that doesn’t “just” happen… When I love someone’s character, over time I’ll see that personality, I love so much, shining through their eyes and fusing with their appearance, turning them in the most beautiful girl in the world. It’s not about appearance, it’s about someone’s beautiful, amazing, wonderful, fantastic personality, you’ll see everytime you look at her. It’s about the fact that when you look in her eyes, you just feel home… You forget all your problems, all your fears, you just feel safe, you feel like you’ve finally found a place where you belong… A place you can spend an eternity, where you will spend an eternity, cause those enchanting, beautiful eyes will slow down time and make every second; looking in her beautiful eyes, right into her amazing personality, last more than a lifetime.
It’s about the fact that the whole world, the whole universe just looks so much more beautiful!! All of a sudden everything looks different and your heart will just start smiling. That’s what love is all about… the moment someone you only “liked “before, changes into the most aesthetical pleasing girl in the world. The moment you realise how blind you’ve been all those days, how you were living in a fake universe, never knowing that the only thing your life is all about, the only thing that keeps you smiling, was all the time right next to you.
Tom Hiddleston about Love
(via youareallrainbowstome)
“But most of all, stop thinking that what people so loathingly refer to as the “friendzone” is some sort of purgatory women put “nice guys” into. My friendship is not a crappy consolation prize that you’re left with if I deny you a sexual relationship– and my body is not your reward for good behavior.”
—Taylor Callobre, The “Good Guy” Myth (via palmofmyhands)
I'm really tired
of everyone asking me why I’m moving to LA. Why do you care? Why can’t I just do something because I want to?! I’ve been asked like three times today already by people I’ve just met or don’t even know that well.
Every time someone finds out I’m moving to LA, it’s always, “Why LA?” “Why would you want to go to California?”
It’s never “Oh, that’s cool!” or “That sounds like fun.”
Everyone here is so condescending of anything other than Texas, especially California. “Damn liberals.”
You want to know why I’m leaving?
Fuck you, that’s why.
My E-Mail to Jase Bolger
Dear Mr. Bolger,
I am a woman. I live in Texas. And I own a vagina.
For one, how DARE you silence women during a discussion on issues involving WOMEN. Not men, not you, not any other upper-class, white male that was undoubtedly sitting in that room. Not ANYONE except the women who are affected by said issues.
And how DARE you silence women for using the perfectly scientific, appropriate term of “vagina” when referring to female genitalia. What other term were they supposed to use? Pussy? Cunt? Yeah, because those are appropriate. Maybe “down there” or “that area”? What are you, a child? Can you not handle the utterance of a perfectly adult word like vagina? Do you cringe the same way when you hear the word “penis”? Most likely not. Why would you? Anyone with a penis should be PROUD.
But not anyone with a vagina. Vaginae are dirty, unspeakable things. Anyone with a vagina is inferior. How dare they call their own body part by its scientific, dictionary name!
You and any other man in politics need to step back and stop trying to control the lives of women. YOU HAVE NO SAY IN WHAT WE DO WITH OUR BODIES. If you don’t like the fact that some women choose to have abortions, abortions that have absolutely no effect on your life whatsoever, then go on disliking it. However, DO NOT silence the opinions of women when their opinions are the only ones that should be considered in these discussions. It’s misogynistic, controlling, sexist, conceited, and oppressive.
Please just back off and let the women speak.
Also, grow up.
Sincerely,
Christina G.
vagina owner
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From Planned Parenthood bombings to excommunicated nuns to legislative manipulation, I feel like a battering ram is being used against the women of this country. Stop it, every person without a vagina who thinks they have a say in what happens to mine. Stop it, every person with a vagina that isn’t mine. Stop making me repeat myself. Stop making me spend my time and energy fending off this degrading mental and ideological abuse.
It’s not moral or ethical to batter another person with the same question over and over and over in different phrasings, breaking them down to the point of exhaustion – then act against their oft-expressed wishes the moment they can no longer defend themselves. That’s not the behavior of someone who should be making laws. It’s the behavior of a spoiled child.
The Oatmeal v. FunnyJunk, Part IV: Charles Carreon Sues Everybody →
popehat.com
On Friday, June 15, 2012, attorney Charles Carreon passed from mundane short-term internet notoriety into a sort of legal cartoon-supervillainy.
He transcended typical internet infamy when he filed a federal lawsuit last Friday in the United Sates District Court for the Northern District of California in Oakland. He belonged to the ages the moment he filed that lawsuit not only against Matthew Inman, proprietor of The Oatmeal, but also against IndieGoGo Inc., the company that hosted Inman’s ridiculously effective fundraiser for the National Wildlife Federation and the American Cancer Society.
But that level of censorious litigiousness was not enough for Charles Carreon. He sought something more. And so, on that same Friday, Charles Carreon also sued the National Wildlife Federation and the American Cancer Society, the beneficiaries of Matthew Inman’s fundraiser.
Yes. Charles Carreon, butthurt that someone had leveraged his douchebaggery into almost two hundred thousand dollars of donations to two worthy charities, sued the charities.
Just go read the whole thing, and get ready for your jaw to hit the floor. As I told Twitter, I have to believe that this guy is doing some kind of Andy Kaufman bit at this point, because there’s no possible way he is for real.
This is so ridiculous -__-
All I Wanted (Piano Version)
Paramore
All I Wanted (Piano Version + Original Vocals)
Dang. This is beautiful, thank you.
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
HE, CHRIS HEMSWORTH, THIS GUY:
IS MARRIED TO HER?!
AND THEY HAVE A CHILD?!
THAT CHILD WILL GROW UP TO BE PERFECT.
PERFECTLY BEAUTIFUL.
SOME THINGS IN THIS WORLD ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE TRUE.
THAT CHILD WILL BE ONE OF THEM.
