Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo while eating peaches from a can.
My life rocks~
and I STILL can’t get my glasses, yet. Why? Well, they had me down that I wanted color contacts, for one. I was never asked if I wanted color or clear contacts. Why would I want color? What the heck? So I’m slightly annoyed at that. Then, she tells me that I don’t have the right contacts. That I need these with astigmatism correction. Here, all this time, I was thinking that the reason I was testing out the contacts without the astigmatism correction because they were waiting for the contacts WITH astigmatism correction to come in. When, in fact, they have a whole supply in their “contacts room”.
SO I have to go AGAIN next week for ANOTHER check-up. Also, I think the contacts they gave me aren’t strong enough. Even though they claim that the best eyesight I’m able to get with these is 20/25 in my right eye and 20/20- in my left, but I can see a lot better with my current glasses.
THEN ON TOP OF THAT I went back to Lenscrafters in the mall and the frames I wanted were gone! They had other similar models from the same designer, but not the exact ones I wanted. UGH! THIS IS WAY MORE DIFFICULT THAN IT NEEDS TO BE. I JUST WANT NEW GLASSES. FFFFUUUUUUU. RAGE.
If you insist on using them, please be creative. You should know better than to come at me with “sweetie pie” or “sugar plum.”
I think “honey cunt” has a nice ring to it, don’t you?
I prefer “kitten tits” myself.
Sara Quin (via teganquinbanter)
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Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm’d;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature’s changing course untrimm’d;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.” —William Shakespeare (via internerd)