girastina

Johnny:
FORGET CHRISTMAS
I WANT CATMAS

Me:
IKR EVERYDAY

Johnny:
JESUS CAT
WAS BORN
FROM MARY MEOWGDALEN
A VIRGIN CAT

Me:
LOL XD

So my friend got me Pokémon cards for Christmas and I got a Giratina in the pack! OMG SO AMAZING~

According to a couple of my friends, I look like John Lennon when I wear bowler hats >.>

On Tuesday, I went to ask the professor I work for if he needed me that day, but he said he didn’t have anything. So he asked his secretary if she needed me at all and she said no. BUT THEN he asked me if I know how to swim, I was like “Haha…umm yeah, I used to be on the swim team.” He says, “ORLY?” and I say “Yeah, in high school.”

And then he asked me to teach his daughters how to swim this weekend lol Well, they know how to swim, he just wants me to teach them “technique” :x I’m actually kinda excited about it :O I haven’t swam in awhile :[ I should probably be sleeping since I have to be at the rec center in seven hours >.>

David:
what i was going to say is that at 3:30 the ghost comes out..

Me:
THE GHOST?
I don’t believe in ghosts lol

David:
you should
….they believe in you

Me:
LOL WHY BOLD

He just had to switch to bold to say that v___v

The girl’s callipygian figure caused all the men’s heads to pivot, following her as she walked through the bar~

my grade on my O-chem test was not that good BUT it was only a couple points away from the average so it’s technically a C…TECHNICALLY :[

But forget about that…GPOYW~  It was really cold today :o